Weird Shit I Said/Wrote This Week

  • Two episodes of Making a Murderer to go. My head hurts. This is so messed up. Remind me to never expose myself to a female relative who is married to a cop, ok? Because that is what started this whole shit storm.
  • Do people think that when they call us monsters we care? Because we don’t care. We’re monsters.
  • Mostly I just stole cheese from from the grocery store and committed light treason. How were your holidays?
  • I should probably just give in already and buy the new One Direction CD.
  • Those are the sweatpants of a “happy ending” masseuse.
  • Oh, the Bachelor is back so I no longer care about world events.

 

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