Conversation between H and I this morning. We’re fairly certain we’re going to hell. Hopefully we’ll get to hang out together.
The topic of Rick Astley and the song ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ comes up.
H: He talked about what he was never going to do, but he didn’t say what he was going to do. He might just come over to your house and eat pizza on your couch.
Me: Or beat the shit out of you and when you would ask him why he’s beating you he’d say: “Well, I never said I wasn’t gonna do that.”
H: Oh but he says he’s never going to ‘make you cry’ but then maybe he beats the crap out of you and then threatens: “Don’t you cry!”
Yeah, we’re those people.