Weird Shit I Said/Wrote This Week

  • “I’m like cat nip for hobos.”
  • “Looking at Facebook photos from summer 2010, it was like we were allergic to pants and common sense.”
  • “Important life lesson: don’t mix day drinking and Indian food.”
  • “What do you think it would be like if we had access to a salt lick in our office?”

 

I can’t make this stuff up people. I really am this weird.

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