Time for another one of these. It’s where I post email conversations between my friend M and I from the magical period of May through December 2010 when she was just as hung over at work as I was and all we wanted to do was eat a lot of cheese pizza all the time.
December 14, 2010
M: ohmygodohmygodohmygod – http://www.chow.com/food-news/63534/aerosol-propelled-alcohol-delivery-device/?tag=wp_content;post-63534 – I guess I know what I’M wearing to R’s birthday party.
J: I just shvitzed.
M: I’ve already emailed my sister to see if she can find it in the US. I’m so happy I don’t know what to do!!
J: Pull your smart slacks to down around your ankles and enthusiastically fake slap your own ass?
M: Google search ‘whipped cream bikini easy’?
J: You mean ‘easy whipped cream bikini’
M: I usually end my google searches with the adjective – don’t know why. ‘Gary Oldman young’, ‘Whipped cream bikini easy’, ‘Ryan Reynolds shirtless’, and so on. It’s how I talk to the internet.