From Def Leppard to Madonna’s Vag

J: I think I would like to work at an all girls private school. It would be like a Def Leppard music video.

M: Oh my god they’ll all be partying and then you’ll shake out your hair and take off your glasses revealing that you were the biggest babe all along.

J: At the prom.

M: Get out your high cut panties.

J: First I need to deliver this baby in the bathroom.

M: Is Nikki Sixx the father?

J: Fingers crossed.

M: Ew remember when everyone’s bathing suit leg came ABOVE their hip bones? No one should look like they have a muscular vagina.

J: Madonna’s vag is participating in the 2012 Olympics in London.

M: In discus throwing.


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