J: I think I would like to work at an all girls private school. It would be like a Def Leppard music video.
M: Oh my god they’ll all be partying and then you’ll shake out your hair and take off your glasses revealing that you were the biggest babe all along.
J: At the prom.
M: Get out your high cut panties.
J: First I need to deliver this baby in the bathroom.
M: Is Nikki Sixx the father?
J: Fingers crossed.
M: Ew remember when everyone’s bathing suit leg came ABOVE their hip bones? No one should look like they have a muscular vagina.
J: Madonna’s vag is participating in the 2012 Olympics in London.
M: In discus throwing.