Hello gorgeous/handsome. It’s Friday! Time to put down that bag of mini chocolate bars you stole from Walmart in the post-Halloween candy sale haze and live a little. My weekend plans include a bottle of wine, some laundry, Season 3 of Dexter, and maybe a nice stroll through some fallen leaves (not a euphemism for shooting heroin, in case you were wondering).
Here are some bits & pieces that made my week a little more fun:
I was obsessed with the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer during my teens and this video of the funniest moments of seasons 5 through 7 is worth a watch or two (or nine).
How amazing is this photographer?
Dear Mindy Kaling: You’re making it harder and harder not to have a crush on you because you’re so freaking clever and awesome and I hear you wrote a book and I want to live in it and I love this New Yorker article you penned.
How yummy does this crusted butternut squash look? That’s a weird sentence. Someone please make this for me.
I refuse to see the remake of Footloose. I consider it blasphemy and I plan to spend the rest of my life trying to convince Kevin Bacon that the only way he can unlearn the fact that someone approved a remake of his classic turn as Ren McCormack is if I give him 3 topless hugs per day. In order for that to happen (and let’s be honest, it MUST happen) is for Kevin to move into my basement apartment. Check out this photo montage of nine scenes from the original vs. scenes from the remake.
Well, this is..um…interesting and a..umm…unique take on dealing with long distance relationships and…umm….I’d bet my life savings ($43) that this will be available at Costco by the end of the year.
Or you could use it to freak the fuck out of your roommates with messages like “eat my last banana and die, scag’.