My friend A emailed me this article yesterday.
Go ahead. Read it. I’ll wait.
My immediate reaction was: “Well, I love a good discount.”
Followed closely by: “I’ll pretty much buy anything if it’s on sale. They’re practically paying ME to take the sperm.”
Some highlights of the article (well, I mean, the whole thing was a highlight and the jokes are just writing themselves at this point):
- “We have too much sperm..”
- “We have received a number of complaints from redheads from all over the world. Some are very angry, even aggressive.”
- “These days, Cryos representatives spend a great deal of time turning away angry redheaded donor candidates.”
I think we can all agree that this story was planted by some sort of ginge hating coalition. I would totally read their newsletter but would not be able to participate in any of their special events because I think they would suspect that I was, in fact, born a ginge.
Not quite this ginge-y, but you get the idea.