People Who Work At Starbucks Don’t Find Me Amusing, Apparently

Me: Hiya. One of those mint mocha thingys please. Grande.
Order Taker: (shouting) MINT MOCHA THINGY. Do you want whip cream on that?
Me: Sign me up.
OT: (shouting) WITH WHIP CREAM.
Me: Hold the phone. Can I get it with skim milk please?
OT: Sure. (shouting) MAKE THAT A SKIM! So no whip cream then?
Me: No, I still want the whip cream.
OT: (judgy stare) Really? So you want skim milk but still whip cream?
Me: Gotta cut back somewhere, right? Ha.
OT: Ha indeed.
Me: Yeah well. It’s kind of like when people order a big fat meal at McDonalds but then get a Diet Coke with it.
OT: Hmm. I’ve never heard that analogy.
Me: (staring)
OT: (staring)
Me: Don’t get out much, do you?
OT: No. Not really. And I’m keeping your change as a tip.
Me: Sounds about right.

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