Elevator Garbage

I was just on an elevator with a hideous uggo bleached blonde nightmare who was going on and on and on about her new Christian Audigier hoodie (pictured – image courtesy of christianaudigier.com).
Grossness.

In my strained efforts to contain my snarky comments and protect my eyes from the visual assault, I peed myself a little.

Happy Friday.

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