Thank You Universe

I love it when the Universe reveals answers to questions I didn’t even know I had.

Such as:

Question: What does one wear to a stripper’s birthday party?

Answer: Any question involving the word ‘stripper’ will always have Heidi Montag in the answer. True story. Oh, and the answer is this.

Question: What is the most unflattering haircut imaginable.

Answer: Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate + 8

Question: Does oatmeal have a human equivalent?

Answer: Do you even have to ask? Totes!

Question: Do all douchebags wear Ed Hardy?

Answer: It would appear so.

Question: Will Zac Efron ever win an Oscar.

Answer: Abso-fucking-lutely

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