I love it when the Universe reveals answers to questions I didn’t even know I had.
Question: What does one wear to a stripper’s birthday party?
Answer: Any question involving the word ‘stripper’ will always have Heidi Montag in the answer. True story. Oh, and the answer is this.
Question: What is the most unflattering haircut imaginable.
Answer: Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate + 8
Question: Does oatmeal have a human equivalent?
Answer: Do you even have to ask? Totes!
Question: Do all douchebags wear Ed Hardy?
Answer: It would appear so.
Question: Will Zac Efron ever win an Oscar.