Accidental Alcohol

Accidental Alcohol

Definition: You know those nights when you have NO intention of drinking because you have to get up early the next morning for a tennis game/parole officer pow wow/art heist/Harry Potter book club ‘n brunch.. but then the next thing you know you’re 3 pitchers in and you just made out with a guy you’re pretty sure is your grade 9 high school geography teacher and you can’t find your shoes and you just peed in a church pew? That, my lovelies, is accidental alcohol.

Also known as: Friday night/Thursday night/your brother’s wedding reception.

Food for thought.

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