California’s New Crappiest Address: Melrose Place

They’re remaking Melrose Place. It wasn’t that super the first time around. And the 90210 remake is craptastic. And this new Melrose Place will make the new 90210 look like The Wire (um, cuz I hear The Wire is well written). And Ashlee Simpson is gonna be on the new Melrose Place. She’s going to be the new crazy redhead, obvi. And maybe Mischa Barton too, who’s going to take time out of her busy ‘showing up to everything wearing a headband’ schedule to shit up the airways with her complete lack of talent and penchant for coked out up-talking. Yeah, I’ll watch it.




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