An Open Love Letter to Kate Winslet

Dear Kate,

I like you. You look like you’d smell real pretty. Like cookies and sex. I watched The Holiday 3 times in a row because you were so delightful, and I was hoping maybe for a nip slip somewhere in there. Can we hold hands?

Love always.

Kw

Kw2

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