Well lady, you certainly got the hag part right. Seems Lindsay Lohan was assaulted with…well…flour….on her way into a nightclub recently. She was there to watch girlfriend Samantha Ronson perform, natch. And she wore a fur thingy around her neck and somehow PETA knew about it beforehand (?) and was there to greet Lindsay with a big bag of flour. I love how Lindsay storms through shouting ‘Oh my god ‘ over and over and then, like 10 steps behind her is Samantha, walking like she’s the Hunchback of Notre Dame or something. P.S. LOVE the accent on the guy who’s filming. I’ve decided to incorporate it into my every day life.