Robert Pattinson. Not with this hair.
Check it. As your secret girlfriend I just feel like it’s my duty to say something. Robert, sweetheart, what happened here? You’re at a movie premiere, not sitting on my couch watching Gilmore Girls (yes, I would presume that my secret boyfriend is a fan). Let’s clean up this mess prior to the Twilight premier on November 21st, shall we? Love you lots.