On the Plus Side, There is Nary a Cheetoh Crumb on her Face

So Brit Brit released her new video for Womanizer and it’s…not bad. It’s not amazing, but it’s not a train wreck. Her body is tighter than it’s been in years. No clue how she pulls that off on a steady diet of pork rinds and frappucino’s.

Here’s a link to the YouTube video which will likely be removed soon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fe7dT5Dtck

My issue with Britney is that she sings out of her nose on a fairly consistent basis. She’s always had this issue, but perhaps the meth addiction and Dollar Store hair extensions have worsened the problem? Not sure. And why why why must all of her songs in the last 2 years or so be over-synthesized to every inch of their life? Barely sounds human. Nose singing + robotic undertones = assy song. Sigh. I’ll still buy it on iTunes.

So back to the video. The dance moves are just ok. Not amazing. Nowhere near the quality of, say, Slave 4 U, but not embarrassing. Dancing is Brit Brit’s bread and butter, and this was more stale baguette and “I can’t Believe it’s not Butter” margarine, know what I’m saying? Stylewise, I like her best in the red wig with the leather vest. Meow. The scene in the limo at the end is brutal. She looks unclean and there’s prominent beer bloat around her chin(s).

Oh Britney, I’m still kind of relieved. I expected worse. Something more like, perhaps, this? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1682242


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