Way to Dodge, Dodger

Dodger is my new nickname for Max Aguilera-Bratman, son of uggos Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman. Why Dodger, you ask? Because somehow this child managed to dodge the genetic cesspool that is his parents faces and turn out rather cute. I was worried about this one. I anticipated a weird nose and bad hairline. Visions of tranny makeup and a bad weave haunted my dreams. And he’s a boy! Imagine if they would’ve had a girl. I shudder to think.

So congratulations Max Bratman, you miraculous son of a bitch. I don’t know how you did it, but I tip my hat to you good baby. Congrats on being cute. Praise be to Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (aka the Chosen One).



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