Bits & Pieces

27 04 2012

It’s the freakin’ weekend, baby. I’m about to have me some fun - R Kelly

Classic.

Here are some bits and pieces that made my week:





God is Pissed

16 03 2009

Dear Heidi Montag-Pratt?,
Hope all is well. Wanted to write and kindly suggest that perhaps all of the blonde hair dye/silicone/botox you’ve been using to go from a pretty, natural-looking girl from Colorado into fake-boobs-bleached-barbie-hair-nose-job-freakshow has messed with your head somewhat. You did after all willingly enter into a (possible fake) marriage with Captain Douchebag Spencer Pratt. Shudder. Anyways, I’ve caught wind of your Twitter page, and um, you mention my name. Like a lot. Please stop talking about me like we be homies.
Thanks in advane,
God








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