Bad Idea Jeans

6 07 2012

Email from me to my boss. 3:40 p.m. Friday.

 

Me: Hey is it cool if I leave at 4ish? I just ate a double bag of pizza-flavoured combos and I’d prefer to do my vomiting at home.

Boss: Sure. I’m working through a bag of jujubes. Ugh.

 








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